Hi And Bye

dukeofbookingham:
This has nothing to do with anything but it’s the greatest headline I’ve ever seen
While “eel snorting” has yet to really catch on in the seal community, Littnan said he hopes it never does.
“We’re hoping it’s just one of these flukes that will disappear and never be seen again,” he said.
If monk seals could understand humans, Littnan said he has a message for them: “I would gently plead for them to stop.”
im laughing so hard dakgajsdfaf I BET THIS IS THE HOT NEW SEAL CHALLENGE. FIRST SLAPPING NOW EELING
MAKE BETTER CHOICES. LIKE THEY’RE KIDS TRYING TO EAT TIDE PODS LDGASKDF

31

Oct. '18

meanplastic:

What the fuck is this ad omfgggg

30

Oct. '18

wahbegan:

beeth0ven:
my mom is a well intentioned yet nosy mom and she always wants to hook me up with people. it leads to some text message gems so the other day i went through and screenshotted the best. please enjoy.
“I either just met a nice gay girl or a bigot” is bar none the absolute best text anyone has ever sent in the history of the human race nosy mom accidentally sums up the entire debate about the word q*eer in one historic text message it’s indescribably beautiful

02

Mar. '18

Show me your TITS

virtuheaux:

fix-a-h3eart-today:
T- Time
I-Interest
T- Thoughtfulness
S- Some titties
All that

15

Feb. '18

I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.

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Sylvia Plath (via hplyrikz)

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)

me: wakes up
me: continues 2 chill for another 3 hrs in bed for good measure

29

Dec. '15

Macduff: hey maybe you and your wife should stop killing people
Macbeth: why must you kinkshame me in my own house

29

Dec. '15

greedyraptor:

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

28

Dec. '15

mortisia:

When in doubt wear black.
When in work/ school/ collage wear black.
When outside/ inside wear black.
When in hurry wear black.
Basically always wear black because is hella elegant and awesome and gives extra points in your confidence! Let the darkness surround you!!