You know that moment when someone asks you something, and you just go blank?Well, that's how I feel right now. To start, I love British accents, and Sherlock Holmes, thanks to Heather. I enjoy sports and have quite a passion for doing hair. That is all.

opspayne:

i’m afraid of the upcoming changes tumblr, because it can be like this

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That is fucking frightening

thebritishteapot:

Do you think I can study for an IQ test?

‘Cause I think I’d turn out to be a bug or a pretzel otherwise

Since when did writing on paint swatches become a thing?

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

princesshoff:

i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face

I hate the fact that there are people who are just going to leave and that there is not a damned thing I can do to stop them, so I just have to watch and cringe and let it happen- and it seems slow until I look back, then it looks so fast that I can’t even see it all.

I am writing you a poem by the end of the day - yeah yeah it is gonna be magical, so you better like it.

cumberbitch-freebitch:

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

(Source: thesnowinthedarkness)

Do you really think you deserve to be happy yourself if you can’t be happy for other people?